Via email: Visit to the Welfare OfficeA woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW!'the social worker exclaims. "Are they all yours?""Yep, they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard thatquestion a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down, Leroy." All thechildren rush to find seats."Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'llneed all your children's names.""Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls areall named 'Leighroy'."In disbelief, the case worker asked, "Are you serious? They're ALL namedLeroy?"Their momma replied, "Well,...