There is nothing better than my son running his Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars on my back for 45 minutes. I just woke up and I don't wanna.
What to do ... What to do ...
Do I relinquish my body to the hypnotic phenomena of relax induced sleepiness by going to bed, or do I grab a cigar from one of my humidors and venture outside for a satisfying evening smoke?
The cigar wins, hands down.
Just damn!