Okay, damn you all. I am going to take a shot at this. What the hell, if Eric did it, then so can I.
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No, I do not believe so.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About ten god damn minutes ago after I saw this on Erica's Blog.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, I like my writing. I don't like to write, I prefer to print. I've been told my printing looks damn near like typeface.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Real (keyword: REAL) Capicola.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Yes, I have a very loving, wonderful son. Although he does drive me crazy sometimes.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes, I most certainly would be. I can see myself handing me a succulent cigar.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? Sarcasm? Never!
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Hell no. That's just crazy.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Apple Jacks, although sugar and I don't get along as well as we used to. I used to eat a lot of sugary shit when I was younger, so now I think my body is telling me it's had enough.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Usually, because I'll be annoyed when I have to untie my shoes to put them back on.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Yes, I do. In fact, on more than many occasions, I've been told I am a much stronger than I look.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Pistachio, without a doubt.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
The eyes, always the eyes. I can tell what a person is thinking by just looking at their eyes.
RED OR PINK?
Red.
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I do not like my temper. It sucks.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Two people. PoPo, and Grandpap. I wish I could see them again.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jeans, and tan New Balance shoes.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chicken and broccoli on top of chicken fried rice. All home made I might add, thanks to my talented wife.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
"Fragile" Track one of "The Living Sea" soundtrack; one of the most relaxing soundtracks ever put together.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Raw Umber, isn't that a retired color?
FAVORITE SMELLS?
The smell of a thick steak thrown onto a hot grill. Nothing's better.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My Mom.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
The Pittsburgh Steelers. I can't wait for football season to commence again.
HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.
EYE COLOR?
Blue.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes. AccuView II's.
FAVORITE FOOD?
A freshly grilled steak, cooked medium rare, with fresh mushrooms on the side along with a New Castle Brown Ale for my accompanying beverage which was pulled out of the freezer *just* as those tiny ice crystals start to form. DAMN good!
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy Endings. Scary movies are so stupid.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Shrek The Third with my wife and son.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black.
SUMMER OR WINTER?
Definitely Summer. I cannot stand being cold anymore. Nothing's better than sitting outside under a starry, warm Summer's night with a good cigar.
HUGS OR KISSES?
Kisses.
FAVORITE DESSERT?
Bananas Foster from Joe's Crab Shack.
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*shrug*
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*shrug*
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Believe it or not, "Cosmos" By Carl Sagan. I love to read that book. Millions...and billions of times.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I do not use a mouse pad.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
I don't watch television. I consider most of what is offered on television to be mental poison.
FAVORITE SOUND?
Thunderstorms. So very relaxing.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Rolling Stones.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Mission Viejo, California.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I am good at impersonating other people.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Magee Woman's Hospital, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
I don't really give a shit.