Attention! All of you toy manufactures out there such as Tomy and Fisher Price! You all suck. Do you hear me? I said you suck...BIG time! You charge us parents astronomical amounts of money for your god damn toys which never come assembled - and that right there drives me insane due to the expensive cost of your toys in the first place. It's not as if you're losing money by selling your toys unassembled. If you're going to charge sky high prices for your toys, the least you can do is sell them in assembled form.
Topping it off, you provide as little detailed assembly instructions as you possible could (keeping your own costs down, but never passing those savings onto me, the consumer of course) which in turn requires the knowledge of a mechanical engineer to decipher in order to put together your unassembled toys.
Following the lame-ass instructions you toy manufactures provide only leads to toys which do not assemble properly due to the fact that your products are cheaply manufactured in China in the first place. Why, what am I speaking about? I am talking about Thomas The Tank Engine roadways which do not even snap together properly due to the weak plastic that you manufacture your toys from. And let's not even forget to mention the plastic railroad track which do not even align evenly as I follow the complete-lack-of-detailed-as-can-be instructions you provide.
The above only demonstrates as to why my blood pressure goes up when I read "Made in China" on the package of any toy (or anything else for that matter) which I may consider for purchase.