Has anyone seen Al Gore?

I want to ask him a few questions, “…and I want to have them answered immediately.”

I want to know why global warming climate change is so damn cold.
I then want to know why global warming climate change is so damn hot.
Finally, I would also like to know why global warming climate change is the blame for everything wrong with our planet.

Al? Al? Hey Al? Are you there, Al?

I’m just saying.