Here’s to wishing all of you a very Happy (and safe!) New Year!
Horse hockey. I’ve seen these dodges for forty years, all the tricks. I knew one private said he was a mare, carried a colt in his arms for weeks. Another fella said he was a daisy, insisted we water him every morning. No, corporal, it ain’t gonna go with me. Now you get out of that fru-fru and into a uniform and you STAY in uniform. Dismissed! —